Over Heating
Truly random. This is for my every day post. I just don’t have a lot of time for tomorrow’s.
As I sit here, in my bed, laptop on my lap, typing away at Kelst and Ayne, I can feel my testicles dying as I fry my seed. They cry out and then go limp. I read a statistic that says using laptops on your lap causes sterility. Ever since then, no matter how short a period of time, I just feel weird putting these things on my lap and certain parts of me feel like they’re cooking in their own juices. Stupid technology.
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Funny, whenever I put a cellphone to my head I can feel the brain tumor begin to grow… Luckily, no one ever calls me. 😛
Me too! They say a lot of these things we blame on technology are actually just due to the heat in them. 😦 I thought I was too hot for these things to harm me!
I would have thought so too!
😉
Aww you make me blush!
Oh noes! We can’t have that happen! You need to get yourself a lap tray of some sort, or a testical cover (long story, I’ll tell ya later 😉 )
They say that earbuds cause some sort of brain damage as well. If that’s the case, then my brain is totally rattled!
~Lily~
What the heck! I hope it doesn’t work that way for women as well…….. that clock’s already ticking a little too loudly.
Ha not sure. I just remember hearing it a while ago. Inform your bf 😉 The clock waits for no one. But it does.
*scary*
Scary?! Aussa you’ll be fine. If the things you’ve experienced haven’t killed you, no power on earth should frighten you 😛
Haha, you’re sweet (is that the right word?) Paul!
I’ll take it 😛 Hey, post tomorrow is my “year in review!” You’ll obviously be linked on it to your year in review. But my year in review is taking a strange turn. Excited and weirded out to write it.
Haha oooo I’m intrigued now!
I’ve heard about it before, but haven’t done any research to find out if it’s actually true or not. It might also depend on varying factors such as sperm count to begin with. *shrug* Too many variables these days. Just be careful and all you might be able to do is get checked if that’s possible. I’m not too sure on a number of things when it comes to medical anything.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas to you too! I’m not too worried about it. What happens happens.
True, but you’d make a great dad given the chance.
Truly humbled. Thank you so much for your kind comment.