For A-Z April, I just felt inspired.
You know how you had that equipment malfunction? How you were told ten days ago that it’s going to break, you need a new one, and quickly? Then how when it did break ten days later you jumped all over us to rush it to you? How the factory made the equipment a day quicker than usual (which likely means they took it from someone else’s shipment) and then paid ridiculous amounts of money to get the equipment to you the next morning before you open? How you jumped down my throat that I didn’t call you immediately when I had no answer and you were nonchalant when I gave you the answer you demanded? How you couldn’t figure out that perhaps for two or three days you should get a $20 residential piece to fill in the gap, which we would have paid for?
You’re welcome for the war I waged on your behalf with the factory to get it to you. After you nearly didn’t buy from us over $10. I love making enemies of my boss while bowing down to mercenaries.
I wish this was rare. I wish this described one instance. I wish, like nothing else, this wasn’t something that happened nearly weekly.