A – Z April – F

“I’m hungry. It’s 11. What should I do?”

“Make a healthy snack. Celery or something.”

“I’ve got rice, frozen pork bone, and beer.”

“You’re such a man.”

“There’s a 24 hour McDonalds.”

“I just threw up a little.”

“Me too, but I don’t have many options. Still not sure if I’m going.”

“Why not?”

“I’m not wearing pants.”

“Then put your pants on.”

“But…. I don’t want to put my pants on. I’ve come up with a compromise.”

“Do I want to hear this?”

“I’m going to take my underwear off.”

“Didn’t want to hear this. I threw up a little again.”

“Off to get food. Have a good night.”

3 Comments on “Food

    • Haha, no. A friend of mine. Though my talking to myself conversations are pretty awesome too 😀 Ended up getting coffee and now it’s a chilled coffee for the morning ^_^ Good way to start the day.

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