Food
A – Z April – F
“I’m hungry. It’s 11. What should I do?”
“Make a healthy snack. Celery or something.”
“I’ve got rice, frozen pork bone, and beer.”
“You’re such a man.”
“There’s a 24 hour McDonalds.”
“I just threw up a little.”
“Me too, but I don’t have many options. Still not sure if I’m going.”
“Why not?”
“I’m not wearing pants.”
“Then put your pants on.”
“But…. I don’t want to put my pants on. I’ve come up with a compromise.”
“Do I want to hear this?”
“I’m going to take my underwear off.”
“Didn’t want to hear this. I threw up a little again.”
“Off to get food. Have a good night.”
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Please tell me you weren’t talking to yourself.
Haha, no. A friend of mine. Though my talking to myself conversations are pretty awesome too 😀 Ended up getting coffee and now it’s a chilled coffee for the morning ^_^ Good way to start the day.
Ugh!!! Cold coffee scares me.