With a chapter edited today, some cleaning under my belt, I thought, “I think I’ll read or play video games, then go to bed.”
“No!” said my book. “Love me!”
“But I did already. We spent an hour and a half together. I got through a full chapter.”
“Full chapter? There’s twenty seven of me. Get it in gear!”
How do you say no? Just better shut up in an hour. I need to be up early.