Paul: I feel like passing out because I botched up my blood sugar by eating twelve Reese’s cups.

Dana: What has you so depressed?

Paul: My ability to purchase chocolate because I’m an adult and my inability to not eat everything in one sitting because I’m a child.

Adulting is hard. The struggle is real. I need to stop purchasing snack foods. Except celery.

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