Tag: GTA V

GTA Online Restrictions

This is stupid. For those of you who do not know, Grand Theft Auto (GTA) is a game about violence, drugs, sex, prostitution, cheating, and the hypocrisy of caring despite killing twenty people a day. There are strip clubs, drug dens, gangs, racist comments, inappropriate… Continue Reading “GTA Online Restrictions”

Sony, thanks for the Christmas cheer!

I live alone. I have no obligations until 11am. What did I want to spend my morning doing? Playing Destiny. Especially since last night I got Gjallarhorn, a rocket launcher of destruction beyond wisdom. One does not simply wield Gjallarhorn. But when I signed in… Continue Reading “Sony, thanks for the Christmas cheer!”

Why I’ve Admired GTA

Grand Theft Auto V has been out for around three weeks now. I’ve beat the campaign, I’ve become a rich playboy in the online, and it reminded me once more about why I loved the series of GTA. I did not really love the… Continue Reading “Why I’ve Admired GTA”

I Did it for the Drugs

Ch 1 Welcome to Los Santos (All other parts of the story are tied to this one in the comments section) The Bravado Buffalo tore through the streets of LS as K made his way to the pick up point. The sun was just… Continue Reading “I Did it for the Drugs”

Becoming a Self-Made Man

Welcome to Los Santos Louis was a fifty year old man who owned three gas stations in the greater LS area. He had a wife and four kids. The amount of money made off gouging prices on snacks had put two through college already.… Continue Reading “Becoming a Self-Made Man”

Welcome to Los Santos

Based on my GTA Online character, Kel. With far fewer swears and derogatory terms than the game actually has. Insert them as you read at your own leisure. Likely cut out half the dialogue. Haha, actually use certain words to replace the swears and such. The… Continue Reading “Welcome to Los Santos”