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Airport Distractions

Dear college girls and yoga pants (now with portions which are sheer), Thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. While sitting, half dead from waking up early and staying up late for three days in a row, in an airport, expected… Continue Reading “Airport Distractions”

What Floor?

Joel and I got in the elevator. He asked, “What floor were we on?” I did some math. That morning we got on the elevator with a gorgeous blond woman. She had to stop at floor three, which was two floors below where we… Continue Reading “What Floor?”

Lawsuit Happy World

Tomorrow I am going to a major account in my area to show them how to use some of our equipment. I go out there, tell them use their manual, and do a few simple demonstrations. They will tape these demonstrations and I will… Continue Reading “Lawsuit Happy World”