Tag: poop
Unicorns poop ice cream
Before I go on my grand adventure to Guatemala, I found this. This is up there with Babymetal. I’m not sure how to process this. First, what do you do about ice cream? Do we continue to eat it? Do we stare at it,…
In a Pinch
It was two days after Thanksgiving. I was glad to be at my brother’s house, playing board games and video games, spending time with my niece and nephew, and overall relaxing. The morning after we arrived, I found out my two year old nephew,…
Things to say when leaving the bathroom
“Is it supposed to be that color?” “I definitely had corn last night.” “Beets can make it red, right? I hope so.” “I shouldn’t have drank all that food coloring.” “I really need to see a doctor about that.” “You don’t want to go…
Other fascinating reads
