Tag: poop

Unicorns poop ice cream

Posted on October 9, 2015 by

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Before I go on my grand adventure to Guatemala, I found this. This is up there with Babymetal. I’m not sure how to process this. First, what do you do about ice cream? Do we continue to eat it? Do we stare at it,… Continue Reading “Unicorns poop ice cream”

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In a Pinch

Posted on December 1, 2013 by

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It was two days after Thanksgiving. I was glad to be at my brother’s house, playing board games and video games, spending time with my niece and nephew, and overall relaxing. The morning after we arrived, I found out my two year old nephew,… Continue Reading “In a Pinch”

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The Toilet

Posted on November 20, 2013 by

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I didn’t notice when I finished. I didn’t notice when I flushed. It was an hour later when I had to take a leek. Toilet paper was still there, in the hole, floating. But it had happened before. Another flush would take care of… Continue Reading “The Toilet”

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Things to say when leaving the bathroom

Posted on October 27, 2013 by

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“Is it supposed to be that color?” “I definitely had corn last night.” “Beets can make it red, right? I hope so.” “I shouldn’t have drank all that food coloring.” “I really need to see a doctor about that.” “You don’t want to go… Continue Reading “Things to say when leaving the bathroom”

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