Unicorns poop ice cream
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q Before I go on my grand adventure to Guatemala, I found this. This is up there with Babymetal. I'm not sure how to process…
In a Pinch
It was two days after Thanksgiving. I was glad to be at my brother's house, playing board games and video games, spending time with my…
The Toilet
I didn't notice when I finished. I didn't notice when I flushed. It was an hour later when I had to take a leek. Toilet…
Things to say when leaving the bathroom
"Is it supposed to be that color?" "I definitely had corn last night." "Beets can make it red, right? I hope so." "I shouldn't have…
