Tag: toilet

The Toilet

I didn’t notice when I finished. I didn’t notice when I flushed. It was an hour later when I had to take a leek. Toilet paper was still there, in the hole, floating. But it had happened before. Another flush would take care of… Continue Reading “The Toilet”

Things to say when leaving the bathroom

“Is it supposed to be that color?” “I definitely had corn last night.” “Beets can make it red, right? I hope so.” “I shouldn’t have drank all that food coloring.” “I really need to see a doctor about that.” “You don’t want to go… Continue Reading “Things to say when leaving the bathroom”