Tag: underwear

Food

A – Z April – F “I’m hungry. It’s 11. What should I do?” “Make a healthy snack. Celery or something.” “I’ve got rice, frozen pork bone, and beer.” “You’re such a man.” “There’s a 24 hour McDonalds.” “I just threw up a little.”… Continue Reading “Food”

I Hate Pants

In my family and among my friends I have a reputation. If you’re going to visit, call. Sure the apartment might not be entirely clean. There may be no food in the pantry, but above and beyond anything, there may be no pants. Or… Continue Reading “I Hate Pants”